Wednesday, December 15, 2004

So I made it to Minesoooota alive and man is it cold here.
I've been telling all my friends in Japan about how cold it gets here but found that I'd forgotten how truly cold it is. I'm here to tell you it only got down to -4 here this morning and I'm officially ready to not have it get any colder.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

So i did it!
well, almost did it.
I completed my last post and have gone home for the day.
Now it's a three day weekend to pack and then I sign out and am off to the states!

In honor of that, here's a poem about life in Duluth and eating a little bad chinese up on seven bridges road.

Stopping on a Sunday night
for teriaki beef,
I'm reminded of when you and i
ate barefoot on the river rocks
while rushing water passed us by
with laughter.

Friday, December 03, 2004

I have decided that since I'll only be back in the states for two weeks, I don't think I'm going to fritter any of it away on the second floor of UTC; the first floor however is a different story as those fools were always pretty nice to me.

Have yet to hear back from my brother, who's car I may be using to get around, so there are no hard and fast dates yet as to when I'll be in the Brainerd area but right now it's looking like somewhere around the 17th. I'll shoot smartypants and that can-guy an email when I know for sure and maybe we can put out the word for lunch at that Chinese place... Hey Canman, are you still on speaking terms with any of the girlies from Marketing?

Chad, if I don't get my brothers car I probably can't make it all the way out to your new place but if you're going to be in Brainerd or D.L. or even the Fargo area just let me know when and I'll get there if it means hoping one of the coal cars...

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Thanksgiving was pretty good to me this year.

I had to work from the butt-crack of dawn till it was dark again, but since everyone else who has a normal job over here had it off there was a lot of foot traffic coming through the gate and everybody was in a good mood and smiling.
Total strangers started bringing us food around noon or so, and plates just kept arriving up until I left for the day. There was so much food we didn't know what to do with it all. The Japanese Civilian Police who work with us couldn't believe that these same people who cuss us out one day were bringing us hot turkey, and ham, and Cajun chicken, and sweet potato pie, and corn, and stuffing, and salad, and curried chicken wings, and more stuffing, and some sort of cornbread-chili-pie-thingy that was actually quite tasty if I do say so myself, and rice, and beans, and more stuffing, and more turkey... but i digress.

So, to answer MadChatthew's question from the previous post, I did have a great Thanksgiving, but not because of the food, it was more the happy people that kept coming in and going out. Nobody has extended family over here, so around the holiday times everybody welcomes everybody, and total strangers will open their homes and invite you on over for a feast you didn't contribute to in any way.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Homework :/
Homework I loathe you
for you make me think,
you question and frustrate
and move me to drink.

Another large latte
instead of the gym,
my waist isn't shrinking
but my pocketbook's thin.

If you've ever had coffee
on the town in Japan,
you know what I mean
how they long for your ¥en.
In the same way they long
I too have a yen,
for a night without homework
and a day to sleep in.

Yet instead of my homework
my English, my Psych,
I find myself waxing
profusely tonight.

Which isn't so bad
except as I've said
I have two assignments
before I hit bed.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

I found out today that I did extremely well on my advancement exam!
I still won't advance because I don't have enough time in rate and my command doesn't believe in giving out awards. The good news is that I get to take the exam again in March. The bad news is that I don't stand a chance of advancing then for the same reason I didn't this time. The testing cycle they have in place discourages rate specific knowledge in favor of sitting there like a lump until you've built up enough time in the navy to advance at the expense of someone who's test score doubled yours.

What can I say, tomorrow's another day.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004









I was bored the other day...


Tuesday, November 16, 2004

I found out today that I didn't make the advancement to MA2.

To be fair to myself, there were only 17 openings in the probably 500 people who took the exam. Still that's like 3.4% which means all I would have had to do is score in the top 96.6 percentile.

I have to say I'm not used to not succeeding, so for a few hours there I was really in a pretty bad mood. Then I talked with a friend who's missed making first class three times now, and they're percentile is a bit larger than 3.4%. The way he handled the news really put things into perspective for me and even though I'm now at a disadvantage for taking the test this spring, life goes on and I'll just have to study more this time than I did last time.

Just what I need, more homework...

Monday, November 15, 2004

My mind has turned to mush. I've been reading to much and not playing nearly enough Halo2 or Battlefront. My T.V. sits in the corner quietly giving me the evil eye of neglected solitude while I curl up with this blog and a copy of the sound and the fury, which reads like it was written by Benjy instead of about him; but which also, when compared to Steven Kings treatment of Duddits in the Dream Catcher, seems like he straight up kicked Faulkner in the literary nuts and stole the character of Benjy while he was writhing on the ground in agony.


But i digress...

Friday, November 12, 2004

The Homework Question...
5)We hypothesize that people in a good mood are more likely than those in a bad (or sad) mood to help another in need. Plan and design an experiment to test this hypothesis. Include enough detail to show you understand the essential steps for constructing an experiment. Be sure to identify the independent and the dependent variables. What extraneous factors do you need to control for?
_____________________________________________________

My answer....
Experiment Overview:
College Students in a 100 person lecture were asked if they would like to help a psychology professor by filling out an anonymous 20 question multiple choice survey dealing with their adjustment to college life. Those who agreed were randomly assigned to three groups.

Group A: Would be induced to a good mood with the promise of 25 dollars cash (they would see a stack of five dollar bills in the researchers hand) paid in full upon the completion of their survey. Additionally the researcher would have a second survey which he would claim was his own and explain that he was an undergraduate psychology student who would really appreciate some help with a study of his own. On a totally voluntary basis, if they would fill out the second survey upon turning in the first it would really help him out.

Group B: Would be induced to a bad mood with the promise of 25 dollars cash paid in full upon the completion of their survey. Additionally the researcher would have a second survey which he would claim was his own and explain that he was an undergraduate psychology student who would really appreciate some help with a study of his own. On a totally voluntary basis, if they would fill out the second survey upon turning in the first it would really help him out. As soon as they began the first survey, another researcher would enter the room, have a word or two privately with the first researcher, and then address the group claiming that due to overwhelming volunteer response, there was only enough money to pay two groups of volunteers, and their group had "picked the short straw, as it were."

Group C: Would have no mention made of the 25 dollars, however the researcher would have a second survey which he would claim was his own and explain that he was an undergraduate psychology student who would really appreciate some help with a study of his own. On a totally voluntary basis, if they would fill out the second survey upon turning in the first it would really help him out.

Independent Variable: Payment of the 25 dollar reward.
Dependent Variable: Helping the undergrad with the second survey.
Extraneous Variables: Time of Day, Location, amount of time between when they enter the room and when the survey is handed out. Gender and attire of the researcher administering the survey, Time of year, Questions on survey 1, Survey 1 and 2 need to both be 1 page. Layout of the room, adherence to script by the researchers.

Sunday, November 07, 2004

What a day...
Military spouses really get to me some days.
We impounded a car last night and the drivers husband was a Chief.
He came down for an appology today and I had to sit there for an hour while myself, another patrolman and our Chief explained to him how his wife had broken a number of laws, became extremely irate when cited for it. He was pissed and wanted to file a complaint against one of the other MA's because of what had happened out there. In the end he ended up not filing a grievance, mostly because his wife kept telling him she didn't want that to happen. I think that she finally realized what would happen to her if her actions were to come out in any sort of formal inquiry. After all, if we were to have done things by the book, she should have been aprehended,searched and brought to the staion for simple assault on a police officer. The reason we didn't is basically that while it is within the boundaries of the law to apprehend someone for getting out of controll pissed-off over two traffic tickets to the point where they threaten their safety and ours, it's also a bit punative.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

So I'm looking at my blog with a friend "Jon" who for the purposes of anonymity will otherwise known as C-Love. He doesn't understand the appeal of publishing a blog, so I figured I'd introduce him to it and thereby record our conversation for posterity.

Ace: C-Love, is there anything you'd like to tell the whole wide world?
C-Love: umm, hee hee hee, grin... no.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Finally! I recieved word from my school that they recieved my paperwork and everything will go through without a hitch. Registering for College over the internet is such a pain, especially when the time difference between where they are and where you are is around 12 hours. I'd have to call them at night, and they'd ask me to fax forms. I'd send them first thing in the morning, which was their night, and somehow the paper work would never get funnled to the right department.

At any rate, the hassle is over and I'm registered! Now all I have to worry about is the homework... ;(

Friday, October 22, 2004

This is insane.
the following is the list of required books for one of my upcoming classes.

A Farewell to Arms
By: Hemingway Publisher: Prentice Hall
ISBN: 0020519001U Ed: 1987
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***Only available used***

Anna Christie, The Emperor Jones, The Hairy Ape.
By: O'Neill Publisher: Nacscorp
ISBN: 0679763953 Ed: 1972
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***Only available used***

Cane
By: Toomer Publisher: Nacscorp
ISBN: 0871401517 Ed: 1993
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Light in August
By: Faulkner Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 067964248X Ed: 2002
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***Only available used***

Plays by American Women, 1900-1930 Revised edition
By: Barlow Publisher: Applause Theatre Books
ISBN: 1557830088 Ed: 1985
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Robert Frost's Poems
By: Frost Publisher: Nacscorp
ISBN: 0312983328 Ed: 2002
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Selected Poems
By: Eliot Publisher: Nacscorp
ISBN: 0156806479 Ed: 1964
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The Great Gatsby
By: Fitzgerald Publisher: Gale Group
ISBN: 0684717603U Ed: 1953
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***Only available used***

The Professor's House
By: Cather Publisher: Nacscorp
ISBN: 0679731806 Ed: 1990
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The Sound and the Fury
By: Faulkner Publisher: Ingram
ISBN: 0394747747U Ed: 1989
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***Only available used***

The Sun Also Rises
By: Hemingway Publisher: Simon & Schuster
ISBN: 0684800713 Ed: 1954
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Their Eyes Were Watching God
By: Hurston Publisher: Ingram
ISBN: 0060916508U Ed: 1990
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***Only available used***

Monday, October 18, 2004

So I broke down and decided to go back to school and actually finish my degree. Know what that means? Yes, Yes, I know. It means I have to quit dangling participles, but aside from that it means hours devoted to my blog in avoidance of homework. You got it, count on me to be posting a lot more from now on. In fact, from here on out pretty much every post you read will mean I've shirked at least an hour of homework somewhere along the line. Unless of course you're an MA1, in which case I'm literally losing sleep to ensure that the Navy's investment in my education is money well spent.

Friday, October 15, 2004

O.K. I've been busted by the "redundant fluff" department and they tell me it's time to actually post something original or kiss my kneecaps goodbye. As it would turn out my kneecaps and I have this special bond that supersedes my need for sleep; ergo, I will post.

We had a typhoon the other day. It wasn't as bad as I was anticipating, although it did blow some ships around, down a lot of trees, blow a few buildings over and flood a number of major streets. As luck would have it I was working when it actually hit us, so imagine my surprise when I stepped out the back door of HQ, a thousand thoughts in my mind, to be confronted by the offgoing section's dispatcher holding one of The Big Wheel's son. I asked if he was ok, and it was about that point that Wheel's wife and daughter came around the corner soaking wet to say that her car had died in the middle of the street after going through a deep patch of standing water. I scooped his son from the dispatcher and escorted the three of them inside to a lounge. Brown Sugar pop tarts and an Uncle Ben's rice bowl later (I knew, I should have packed a bigger lunch)they were set for the storm and I had to go out to secure a hazardous portion of road from traffic.

The thing that struck me was how brave his kids were. You have to realize his son's maybe four and his daughter six, yet they were very calm about the whole thing. I sat with them for a bit while his wife used a phone in the other room to let him know things were good. His son was smiling like they hadn't just walked in from 50mph winds and sideways rain, while his daughter leaned over to where I was sitting and hugged my soaking wet arm (I hadn't removed my wet-gear) while telling me about the birthday party they were on their way to.

That should be enough to save my kneecaps for now,
-Ace

Thursday, October 14, 2004

we had an inspeciton the other day and I took the opportunity to snap a pic.

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Well, it's official. This afternoon I'm bored, so instead of studying Arabic I decided to do a Jigsw Puzzel.

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
The North Shore of Lake Superior

2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Khaki pants

3.. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?
Sarah Grove

4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I work nights, so if you wake me up in the morning please bring a coffee.

5. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE Movie(s)
The Princess Bride, Starwars, Leon

6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Guitar

7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Blue

8. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
Both. I'd get
an Evo...

9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Yes. Whether you believe in an afterlife or not, rest assured it believes in you.

10. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
The Chronicles of Narnia

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Fall

12. IF YOU HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Don't need a super power, I help save lives every day.

13. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
No tatoo's.

14. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
No

15. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK
AND TALK TO?
I'd like to go back about ten years to when I left the university for a tech school, give myself a kick in the nuts and a big fat bunch of "now you listen here..."

16. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Christmas Eve

17. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Car wash supplies.

18, Sushi OR HAMBURGER?
Ebi Sushi Kudasai (shrimp sushi please).

19. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO
RESPOND FIRST?
Not emailing it.

20. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Robbert. Just kidding,

21. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM?
My Uncle Rick.

22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
Unbleached? Whole wheat? I guess it's hard to say.

23. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
There are a lot of peole I'd love to throttle at first sight, but I'm working on that.

24. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM JOB?
Being part of the crew that patrolls for
modern day pirates.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL?
Cajun shrimp and broccoli!

Monday, October 04, 2004

I joined a softball team the other day. Haven't played since the early 90's, and boy did it show, but it was still a lot of fun. Also, got to play some poker the other night. Didn't win a whole lot of money, but doubled what I came with. Yesterday I gave the winnings to a Navy charity designed to help the hurricane victims back home.

Also, did a lot of Christmas shopping over the last few days and now have a closet full of gifts just waiting to be sent home. A lot of the things I picked up are pretty cool, and it'd be a big fat lie to say that it never crossed my mind to keep them all and instead send a card to everyone of those wankers who neglected to get me a present last year, or a card, or even an email.
Were I to do that however I think I'd probably implode under the combined weight of guilty pleasure and frivolous waste. After all how many Christmas presents does a guy need to buy himself?
...O.K. at least four
But I've been really good this year
Honest...